“Hey Woody! Whatcha’ doin’?”
“Oh, nothing mom. Just gettin’ ready to trick-or-treat.“
“Like my costume, mom?”
“I love it! You make a really cute Woody! But let’s go ahead and take your costume off. We don’t go trick-or-treating until tonight.”
“Yea, I look like a real s……Hold on, what did you just say?”
“I said let’s go ahead and take your costume off, because we’re not going trick-or-treating for a couple more hours, okay?”
“But mom….”
“I want to go NOW.”
“Well I’m sorry son, but we can’t go now.”
“I don’t care! I WANT TO GO NOW!”
“PB, now don’t do this. We’ll go this evening and we’ll have lots of fun, and mom will eat all of your candy you’ll get lots of candy.”
“NO! Take me NOW! You’ve got about 2.3 seconds to change your mind before I throw a fit!”
“P, Woody doesn’t pitch fits.”
“I don’t care what Woody does. I don’t even want to be Woody anymore. Take this stupid hat off!”
“And I don’t want to trick-or-treat anymore, either. I just can’t go on like this. My little heart is broken into a million pieces. I don’t know how I’ll ever recover…..”
I’d say my first day at home with PB has been a success so far……..
Happy Halloween, friends! Have a fun and safe day!
