Mark your calendars.
I’m getting a hair cut next week.
This is a big deal. It’s been at least a year since I’ve gotten my hair cut. And this will probably be only the 3rd hair cut I’ve had in the last 4 or so years.
I don’t get out much.
As you may remember, I have a traumatized hair past. I’ve been the subject of cruel and unusual haircuts at the hands of my mother for many years. Maybe that’s why I don’t go to the stylist that much. I’m nervous. I’m afraid. Afraid to fall victim to the mullet again. Or the paper straight bangs.
Or this:
This, my friends, is what I like to call the ‘frullet’. What looks like an innocent perm gone wrong is actually a permed mullet.
And it gets better. The back part is not permed. In this photo, the long, straight part is actually pinned up, to give the illusion that there is no mullet. But trust me, it is there. An ‘afro’ and a  mullet make for a winning combination if you ask me.
Maybe that’s what I’ll ask for next week at the hair cutting place.
Have a blessed weekend friends đŸ™‚
P.S. If you’re wondering if I’ve always been that stylish, the answer is yes ; )
